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Anyways. I digress. It Sounds like I’ve brought to light a need many didn’t know their orgs lacked. And being the indisputable Zoom influencer of the era this side of the Mississippi, in the spirit of hell… I mean the holidays I would love to give back to everyone here, this beautiful community of folks who made this possible. For the next 17 minutes I’m knocking $5 off first time sessions. DM promo-code $UCKER at checkout (my inbox). And please, no standing ovations or praise, don’t nominate me for the Nobel Peace Price again, it’s all very sweet. But, This is all for you guys. 🙇 https://youtu.be/J551f-TyqjY?si=V1835XR1hps07X3V

Thanks everyone. I know you all know it’s brutal work (you cannot fall asleep on camera, like at all) but I’m not in it for the ridiculous amount of cash and I mean ridiculous. I am fucking liquid to the teeth dense in it. You think a Black Card is nice but nothing not family not even what you’re buying will ever be as satisfying as paying in cash, wadded bills. I’ll buy things just to feel the transaction.

I look incredible all the time, in general Zoom or no. It’s crazy people offer me cash on the barrel just to be in their zoom meetings. I’m finally living my dream as an extra in All Hands meetings. I’m making a killing.