Unraveling the Mystery of Two Nicholas Cannariatos: A Family Tale

There are two Nicholas Cannariatos (Nicholases Cannariato? Nicolai Cannariatopedes?). We are definitely related. He was a dick to me the first time we had an email mixup. I spent the next several years after taking our name as a username and RSVPing him to his (my?) Aunt's gatherings and declaring I would definitely be there to help