If I don't want the stupid emails, I shouldn't have to read your fake "we don't wanna breakup" message.
We are not breaking up, I just don't want to have to keep deleting your emails 3x/day!
In fairness to her… NO, after I click “unsubscribe”, that should be it, if you require me to do anything else, it’s your problem and I can rightfully be pissed at you.