I genuinely can't figure out if this is a legitimate publication https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theregister.com/AMP/2025/02/20/hp_deliberately_adds_15_minutes/
It is legit
And HP is the same company that DRMs their ink to force you to buy HP ink that is, what, four times the cost of non-DRM ink
<sarcasm>brilliant, diabolical, but brilliant</sarcasm>
gonna set up my company's number so when you call its just a recording of a bunch of c list television stars calling you names. it'll cost like five grand on cameo to build a backlog. and I'll still be providing a more positive customer experience than hp
I could do that for you for $50 via chatGPT
"Please google this phone number, guess at the customer's name and then roast them like you're the villain on Drag Race"
Devil's advocate: can we just ask all companies to do this simultaneously and form a united-front against phone support? (I am kidding, but I also have a massive bias against phone support because I hate it)
I'll call the five families and see if it can be arranged. But it's going to be about an hour on hold before I get to someone.
While I'm at it, I'll ask if we can all cancel our social media presences (marketing included) as well
but who will we say "silence, brands" at
What I need is a software that 1) magically discerns you have attempted to use our help center, contact us by email, and have submitted a ticket, and 2) you were not given the correct answer through one of those portals. Then, as if clouds opening, the phone number is revealed.
