i’d love to have a conversation with someone like this, actually! i mean, it’s not worth it, but it would be fun. first question: “why are you the way that you are?”
My Father-in-Law has a lot of fun with unsolicited conversations. His example from when credit card companies used to call him is a great example. "Oh! I'm so glad you called! Your timing is perfect, I was just about to declare bankruptcy. How much money can you give me?"